No, you can’t—CANNOT—do this to me!
I am a loyal Dick fan—I am a fan of the Dick! (Silly pun intended)
So how dare you, Jason? How dare you make me feel all these silly, sob-worthy emotions in your silly, sexual, strange, and actually-really-kind-of-stupid comic book.
YOU CANNOT BECOME THE NEW FAVORITE, JASON!
But come on! His more cherished memory is bat-cuddling with Bruce? Bruce, who took the night off from patrol—Mr. Crazy-I-never-have-time-for-love took the night off to cuddle Jason Todd?
This is too much.
Now I’m hooked to his damn comic.
And I hate Starfire.
So, thanks, Jason. I hope you’re happy.